Biography
Brad was born in space in 1988, as the result of an illegal operation. However, instead of the process being killed, he was teleported down to a passing planet, Earth, by highly advanced Aardvarks.
After falling on his head when landing, he was adopted by a pack of angry hippos and raised for 10 years, in the harsh unforgiving swamps of Africa. He was almost poached, skinned and sold on the blackmarket, twice!
Having been relinquished by his Aardvark family so early in life, Brad was not able to get used to their advanced level of technology. So, it was no suprise that when Brad first laid his eyes on a PlayStation, he was instantly hooked…
…and so started, the beginning of the end…
Website
This website, or blog, is a place where my teachings can be viewed for free. While it is true that personal consultation would bring about better results, reading my blog can still lead to enlightenment.
Interests
I have numerous interests, which I like to waste my life on. These include Linux, video games, model railways and Formula 1. Most, but not all, of the entries I make here will be related to these areas.
My friends and I regularly hold LAN parties. You can view an always work in progress chronicle of them here.
Contact
You can reach me by sending your e-mail to brad@rpgcyco.net or you can perform the following ritual.
- Find a jerry can filled with petrol, sniff until sleep is encountered. Brad will come to you then, and only then.
- Once Brad appears to you, you must recite the prayer-of-Brad, before continuing. This is available from any good book store for $49.95.
